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| Saturday, September 24th, 2005 | | 12:12 am |
Biz-ored-a-roooooo
Holy shit I'm writing in my LiveJournal!! Yep. How awesome is that?
I turn 21 in 5 days, Ohhhhh yeah...
Did I mention I'm bored? At least I'm happy!
Yep.
Bitches.
:-)
Kelly Current Mood:  quixoticCurrent Music: Jack's Mannequin - - "Bruised" | | Tuesday, June 14th, 2005 | | 8:42 pm |
Suckiness..
Today I would rate an even 5. Woke up, My mom was all talkative & shit, I was social simply cause I thought she was leaving today & figured I could be nice one last time before I am free from her hellish grasp again, she's far too nosy & hardly knows me, why doesn't she know me? Cause she's self centered & incredibly vain. I show her the side of me that puts up with her, ask anybody, she's annoying as hell. So THAT knocked my day already to a nice -1 for the morning. Drove to class, we didn't have our test today, +8! I had hardly studied but I did read the damn chapters, at least I made some notecards last night in Math for the test, lol.. So I finished my speech up in the library, have to present it tomorrow, good thing it's only 5 minutes or I would so be screwed, The class is so pointless, I only enjoy one person out of that class' company Anywhoo! After getting home Mom decides to take me to lunch, me, thinking it's the last day of her hellishness I go, we eat at the Cheesecake factory, +4, love that place, I had a Grilled Shrimp & Bacon sandwhich.. Yummy but made my stomache hurt, -1, Mom LOVES interrogating in on me about stupid stuff, like for example she wanted me to tell her all the questions they asked at my second interview, WTF?! Yeah cause I remember.. HA!! So afterwards we walked around, Got a books at Barnes & Noble, & some sale stuff @ Bath n Body Works, +2, Then decided to go to Michaels' so I could get a new woodburner tool so I can design on Beth's Lazy Susan for her Christmas present, early I know, I'm just good like that, I hate going broke at Christmastime!! So that was a +1, But I had to listen to Mom's consistent bitching about everything -6, So I took her home so she could nap while I read over my speech once, I figure it's better than not having read it at all?? OH! & I got the job at Books-A-Million, so if anybody wants to come see me, I'll be there, 12:30-5 tomorrow, hit me up!! It's the one on Atlantic next to Michaels, so that was a +4 for the day, I soo needed a job!! But here I am at home, alone & being bored, as usual!! Soooo.. gonna read my speech over a few times, & be attacked by Mom's incoherent babbling, so that automatically gets a -5 which brings us to an even 5 for the day, woo! Wow, this is alotta crapola.. I need to go shave, skirt day tomorrow! Kelly Current Mood:  indescribableCurrent Music: "California" - - Stroke 9 | | Friday, June 3rd, 2005 | | 2:57 pm |
Boom Crack-a-Lacka
Jimmy Neutrons head just turned into a big nut. A squirrel attacked him, Niiiiiiiiiiiiice.. Gotta love cartoons..
I burned my hand a day or so ago, it hurts like an ugly mug..
Went to see Aaron, all is okay I guess?? We seem to be gettting back to normal but I don't know.. alot of stress is on him right now & I don't know how to take it all, his personality towards me is getting less & less like what we used to be like.. Used to be so much fun & sillyness.. Not anymore?? Hopefully things will look up again but I don't even know where all of it is going anymore.. Used to think the world now I only think the day.. If it ends it ends.. I just want to have fun again.. I miss fun with him..
Helped Stephers move in last weekend in Gainesvillio.. didn't even call.. should be proud.. gotta keep away I guess? It's for the best in both parties.. I think?? I think.
Dad's going to be here soon, we're moving the rest of my stuff to Jax since Beth now has a house! I'm in the 'bring.. Ick.. Nothing about this place fancies me anymore.. Used to think I could raise a family here.. not anymore.. not anymore.. Too much drama everywhere.. I like going where I don't know many people & not much is expected of me, it's nice!
AOL IM :: KellyEstMoi
Hit it up bitches!!
Oh & if anyone happens to know where I can get one of those math helmets that Jimmy Neutron uses on his fun friend Sheen to make him a math genius in 2 minutes, let me know, I could definitely use it..
Kelly
Current Mood:  melancholyCurrent Music: Evanescence -- "Hello" | | Monday, May 23rd, 2005 | | 11:37 am |
Yo! Goofy Goobers!!
Artist: Tom Rothrock Lyrics
Song: Goofy Goober Rock Lyrics
(SpongeBob)
I'm a goofy goober
(backround)
ROCK!
(s.b.)
Your a goofy goober
(b)
ROCK!
(s.b.)
Were all goofy gooberS
(b)
ROCK!
(S.B.)
goofy goofy goofy goober
(B)
ROCK
(S.B.)
Put your toys away.
Well all i gotta say when you tell me not to play i say no way!
(b)
NO!
(S.B)
Way no no no no way
I'm a kid you say when you say i'm a kid
I say say it again and then i say thanks!
(b)
THANKS!
(S.B.)
Thank you very much.
So if your thinkin that you'd like to be like me. Go ahead and try.
The kid inside will set you free!
I'm a goofy goober.
(b)
ROCK!
(S.B.)
your a goofy goober
(b)
ROCK
(S.B.)
Were all goofy goober.
(b)
Rock!
(s.b.)
goofy goofy goofy goober. yeah!
Current Mood: determinedCurrent Music: Spongebob Squarepants Movie Soundtrack | | Tuesday, May 10th, 2005 | | 12:39 pm |
P. Diddy's Umbrella Holder
So.. I sucked it up & decided to finally take speech, great.. but it may not be so bad after all! Our professor is overly outgoing & we're doing field trips to the beach, out to eat (alot) & to the mall, once or twice a week I think?? But he was going around throwing questions @ everyone & getting us used to talking in front of everyone & he throws it out there "Kelly what do you think of my appearance?" I reply, "Well you're dressed like P. Diddy's umbrella holder, bow tie & all, you're spunky & funny like him too" He's like "Ooooook.. I should look that up when class is over!" Everyone busts out laughing, but hey I wan't kidding he looks ALOT like him, dark skin & all, glasses, long legs, sooo funny! Bailey is sleeping on my foot, she's keeping it warm.. Beth's apartment is freeeeeeeeezing!!! If the air is set @ 80 degrees the apartment is automatically 45 degrees, no lie, & Beth says her power bill is super low, I'm like HUH?! Mine was like 100$ a month @ our 2 bedroom apartment & this is about 1/2 the size but still.. doesn't make sense!! I was planning on seeing Aaron this weekend for one of our mini anniversarys but he has to work ALOT so I might just wait another week or so, I really miss him though.. but I feel better since he's a little bit closer!! Oooh someone just sent me this quote.. I like it.. Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio, replied: "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." :-) Kelly Current Mood: predatoryCurrent Music: Jammin' to Schubert | | Tuesday, April 26th, 2005 | | 6:56 pm |
Sneeeeeeeeeeeeee-ooooooooooooooooooosh
White Castle burgers are disgusting, Gross, Eww.. Maybe cause I simply dislike onions? No clue.. But I tried one today (from the Wal-mart frozen food section) & man, ew, wow.
Mkay enough of that.. Bailey had her surgery this morning.. I won't be able to pick her up until Friday afternoon.. *sigh* Night time is so lonely without her purring in the air, sad times I tell ya.. So she is no longer full of claws & no longer able to have babies, she is all set for her move to Jacksonville on Monday! Peanut is sad though, I think he thinks that I killed Bailey, & that she isn't coming home cause he has been acting mean towards me, which is super rare, & he sleeps & plays with Bailey so I guess it's understandable & I'm just a bad mommy, oh well, the dog will live.
I updated my website with pics of my new car!! To see it go here! http://www.freewebs.com/kellynn/images.h tm
I woke up @ 8:55am this morning.. left the house for class @ 9:04am.. completely dressed, teeth brushed & all, even had time to let Peanut out to pee before I left & stop for a drink before my class @ 9:30am, good times..
All the furniture is out of my apartment.. Well, except a few kitchen things here & there on the countertop, a card table & chair (which i'm using now for my computer & printer etc) some clothes & an air mattress which I slept on last night, So.. all that's left for me to do is clean clean clean so I get my $475 deposit back.. cause I need it!! Especially with gas prices so high!! So.. yeah.. It's quiet around.. Moving on Monday.. Seeing my baby on Tuesday.. WOO!
Mkay I'm off for some food, seeing as I don't have a can opener or microwave to cook anything to eat here, ICK..
Kelly Current Mood:  drainedCurrent Music: "Fall" - - Something Corporate | | Friday, April 22nd, 2005 | | 9:31 am |
The New Car Entry!!
I have a new ride! It is so sexy, I'd do it! It's a 2004 dark blue Grand Cherokee Laredo, Sexxxxxxy, Sunroof, Power windows!! (my last car had the wind down windows which succcccccked arse) & I've decked it out with a sexy Spongebob Air Freshener & A Gonzo antenna topper that Aaron got me a looong time ago (which I couldn't use cause I saddly didn't realize I had no antenna on my honda, internal radio or something?) Anywhoo, Gonzo has a cape, & that's hot! I will take pics soon & post them on my website cause I have no idea how to post pics on this thing, so yeah woo hoo!
Kelly Current Mood:  ecstaticCurrent Music: "White Christmas" -- Some Reggae Christmas Mixed Tape | | Thursday, April 21st, 2005 | | 12:50 am |
Legend of 4/20
Kelly (12:33:42 AM): woah.. I just realized today is 4/20 Kelly (12:33:49 AM): err yesterday Steph (12:34:28 AM): yeah Kelly (12:36:53 AM): lol Kelly (12:42:30 AM): lmao, i was reading some lady's diary & her daughter was born on 4/20 @ 4:20 10 years ago Steph (12:43:45 AM): lol Kelly (12:43:53 AM): & she thinks it's the coolest thing! Kelly (12:44:01 AM): bet she doesnt thing that first time her daughter does pot Kelly(12:44:06 AM): *think Steph(12:44:27 AM): what brought on the whole "4/20" thing?? i mean, why 4/20? Steph (12:44:41 AM): did something happen on 4/20?? Kelly (12:45:18 AM): um 4 potheads smoked 20 joints, in a row, laced with coke? Steph (12:46:01 AM): hmmm, you think? Kelly(12:46:27 AM): sure!@ Steph(12:46:36 AM): well, i hope they realize they wasted the coke...it's not effective when it's smoked... Kelly (12:46:49 AM): & maybe they all passed out & drowned in a hot tub Steph (12:46:59 AM): hmmmm, that sucks for them Kelly(12:47:01 AM): but santa clause saved them with tooth fairy duzst Kelly (12:47:10 AM): so they lived, but had to go to hell Steph (12:47:30 AM): lol, why do they go to hell?? Kelly (12:47:33 AM): then thye sent evildoers to make the day in honor of them, simply to piss all parents of teenagers off Kelly (12:47:38 AM): because they were evil Steph (12:47:50 AM): lol, why were they evil?? Kelly (12:48:09 AM): because they were bad drug dealers with 20 babys mommas in the crack house of course Kelly (12:48:14 AM): each Steph (12:48:19 AM): lol, okay then Kelly (12:48:26 AM): any more questions? Steph (12:48:49 AM): ummm, i'll let you know Kelly (12:48:54 AM): good deal Current Mood:  bouncyCurrent Music: Teeny Tiny Pedro -- "Assholio Tony" | | Tuesday, April 19th, 2005 | | 11:44 am |
Past few nights..
I can't stop having these dreams -I don't think about it for the longest time then one short conversation later and it's all I can think about? But I don't really think about it, I know about it, but try to push it away.. One dream was awkward but then in the end there was a smile & a "I remember what I said about love, it was natural" spoken to me, in color and sound, then another I could actually feel every brush against skin, and the most recent was in a late night classroom setting that ended up with us being in the front parking lot at SHS, weirdness or mere coincidence? or maybe just the time of year.. It feels like it's what right, what will eventually be to come, but I don't see how it will ever be possible, even though as wonderful as it might seem, would it really be okay? We've changed, I've changed, You've changed, Life has changed & priorities change too. I just don't know. There are many obstacles that would have to be overcome and I just don't know how difficult it would be or even if there's that chance. Don't even know if I've ever felt anything that deep which is what keeps bringing me back I guess, but in the end I guess if it's all meant to be it will right?
Other stuff.. packing up is progressing.. getting a new car this week hopefully or beginning of next week, I think I may go see Aaronin Georgia when I get to Jax, or Steph in Gainesville, either way it's about 2 hours, not bad at all? I had to go buy some paper plates & plastic cups & flatware cause I packed all my dishes etc last night, FUN? Nah.. I feel weird, make it go away..
Kelly Current Mood:  blankCurrent Music: Train - - "Hopeless" | | Thursday, April 14th, 2005 | | 3:32 pm |
4 hrs = 60 mins X 4 = 240 + 7 minutes = 247 Minutes Cooler than the Average Joe
I updated this the other day but it went all haywire & didn't save, it was more of a sentimental entry anyways, more of what has happened in the past & if it always "feels like yesterday" then what the hell has happened in the past two years? Yeah I don't know the answer either so we'll move onward.
So the number of the day in math earlier this week was '7' & the thing about it was it takes the average person 7 minutes to fall asleep, WRONG-O! That exact same night it took me 4 hours to fall asleep, So I did the math, being the dorky "math whiz" (HAHA) that I am and figured out that those 4 hours X 60 minutes = 240 minutes then + the 7 minutes it takes the average peep to fall asleep in & WHAM! That's me, So in retrospect I guess you could say that I am indeed above average, 247 minutes exactly, and that much cooler than everybody else too.. So my gola will be to never sleep so I can be that much cooler! ..or not.. I like cat naps far too much..
Anywhoo.. I'm kinda bored so..Woo! I am moving to Jacksonville end of the month to finish up schoolio at UNF, fun times, & Steph will be at Gainesville so I will be able to see her lots! Guess it's only a 2 hour drive?? Fun! We're also gonna be losers & dress up as sexy people for a certian movie premier coming in November, Muhahahaha.. Not telling, it's a *secret*! Allie will be further away but we're gonna party together all summer so it's all good, I'm also getting a new car within the next week or so, depending on what I find really!
I'll also be alot closer to Aaron, which will be good for us cause we're super duper! His back is gradually getting better so at least the therapy is going well! I told him he never should have jumped out of planes for those 2 years he was in the Army, baad stuff! Bailey has gotten so big!! She's getting declawed & spayed on the 25th.. poor Bailey Bug! She's my sweetie! Peanut is still a dork of a dog, hasn't hit anybody else in the face with a stuffed toy though, must be selective about who he plays with? Norbert & Esmerelda are just there & Fat Louie is sooo sexy.. Check out my website for more info/pics!
http://www.freewebs.com/kellynn
I'm oot & aboot! Dinner & Car shopping with the Big Al-E in the Hi-C
Kellaroo Current Mood: quixoticCurrent Music: Dashboard - - Mark, Mission, Scar | | Wednesday, February 9th, 2005 | | 12:09 pm |
Cheesey-Kayoda Wingardiums
So I decided to create a wonderous food and name it, "Cheesey-Kayoda Wingardiums" It will be mainly directed towards : Wisconsin, All Cheese makers who I adore SOOOO much, Your mom, Kay jewlers lovers, Star Wars fans, Impotent golfers, Harry Potter Fans, Levitation device owners, Anybody who owns a feather pillow, Those buffalos with wings, Mozzerella sticks, and last but not least everybody with a slight twitch in their left knee. These "Cheesey-Kayoda Wingardiums" will have Kaleidascope colored cheese, Winged shape pieces of chicken, 4 blades of grass smothered in yumminess! All floating around a stick! WOAH ! Oh & I almost forgot the best part! A mini replica of Yoda himself picking his nose!! Hopefully nobody feels left out!! Anywhoo.. Aaron's car is sick, but he's getting it fixed today so that's good good good.. His back is still EHHHH but it's getting worked on so that's all I can hope for! For it to be fixed & done with so we can fully move on into the next chapter of our life! Let's see what else.. Urmm.. I'm eating a very unhealthy lunch of minature pizza.. but it's SOOO good I can't help myself! At least this is the first time I've had unhealthy grease in a few weeks.. I think I can handle it.. I have not been sleeping much & I need to, rawr! So I think I'll go to bed early tonight, depending on when I get out of work cause we're having a blowout sale now I guess, but hopefully I won't get home past 9pm!! My analytical notebook is due tomorrow along with another homework folder, GREAT.. Cheers! Kelly Current Mood:  blahCurrent Music: "Kinky Sex Toys" - - Your Mom | | Sunday, November 21st, 2004 | | 12:48 am |
| | Thursday, November 11th, 2004 | | 9:03 pm |
A Tribute to Me & Allie!
MEMORABLE QUOTES"Shit, I lost my phone! *5 minutes go by* AHH, my bad.. I found it. It was between my legs the whole time!" -Al
"Hey, where are my pants? Did you take them off, because I didn't... or wait, did I? I don't know but they're gone." -Paul
"Hey Adam, news flash: nobody gives a damn. Now do me a favor and shut the hell up before you catch a 'bow in your grill... ya dig?" -Al
"Hey Kelly, you have any burn ointment? Apparently I have no common sense and I just charred the shit out of my finger. Hey, I think I'm going to pass out. *runs to the bathroom and lays on the ground* Yeah, I think I'm just going to stay here the rest of the night. *Kelly comes in to check*Allie sits up, shocked look on face* OMG, no.. wait.. how am I going to wipe my ass?!?!?!" -Al
"Pizza wraps: one minute on a paper towel ONLY!" -Kelly
"I miss kissing you." -Paul
"Well Kelly.. there's a cop following us. Here, chew this gum and pull over at the Gate station. He can't pull you over if you're already pulled over to begin with!" -Al
"HOW AM I GOING TO WIPE MY ASS?!" -Al
"He's such a widdle guy!" - Kyle to Peanut
"Kelly, why do I have writing all over my body? And why is that bottle of Everclear so empty?" - Al
"Oh my god. He's wearing an elephant thong!" -Kelly
"You, Me, Ihop, NOW!" - Kelly & Allie @ 3am.. Every Saturday night.. Drunk as Hell
"I'm off like a pair of frog pajama pants!" -Al
"If you shave your legs in my shower, you'll get laid again. Promise!" -Kelly
"HEY NEGRO LIPS!" -Allie to Randy
Kelly: "So, when was the last time you got laid?"
Allie: *looks at watch* "Well..."
Kelly: "DUDE, NO! You... you... wow."
"You there! In the baseball pants! Come have a shot with me!" -Kelly
"I don't think I should've eaten that cheesy rice. I'm consitpated now." -Al
"Dude she's man-like whorish ugly!" -Kelly
"OKAY SEE YA LATER KEL!" -Erika
"Don't fucking count on it!" -Kel
"Live, scream, be kinky, don't lose your keys.. and be a tease while you're at it, too!" -Kelly
"Coneheads! You wanna touch my cones?" -Al
"Got tar?... or grease.. or whatever that shit on my seat is!"- Kelly
"Is that a cop? What was in his trunk?" -Kelly
"*techno music comes on the radio... Kelly and Allie bust out and dance in a synchronized manner* Yeah, maybe we should turn the radio off. We have no life whatsoever." -Kelly
"TITTY SUCKER!" -Kelly
"I just stole Tommy's hat. By the way.. who's Tommy? He had this big ass hat!" -Kelly
"Ohhhhh YEAH! CLUB KELLY!" - Al
"Oh My Fucking A.. THE BUBBLE MACHINE HAS A BLADDER INFECTION!"-Al
"Nooooo.. it's leaking! It's just on it's period!" - Kel
"Why are there buses on the road @ 5am?" - Al
"It must be cheaper!" - Kelly
"Oh..." Al
"That is SUCH a pretty moon!" -Kel
"Where's a pretty nigga' ?!" -Al
"Quick! Hide from the trick or treaters!" - Kellys Blonde Mother
"You know.. I'll come pick you guys up anytime if you or Allie ever get to drunk to drive or just too shitfaced.." - Kelly's Mom to her before she & Allie went out
*hump*hump* " - Peanut to Kurts leg
"Dude, I was at the gas station, getting chocolate milk, in my PJ's.. and I saw HIM!" - Allie
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OTHER THINGS TO REMEMBER1) Sprinklers CAN and WILL shoot you in the face through open car windows.
2) Adam still doesn't know where that bar went.
3) Asymmetrical balls. Need I say more?
4) No matter how many teeth the IHOP waitress is missing, it is NOT polite to call her "Summer".
5) No matter HOW much the guy you like pisses you off, it is NOT smart to make out with his best friend... right in front of him.
6) Chugging Everclear is never a good idea... especially when people have a Sharpie marker handy.
7) If Dustin is near, don't stand near a bathroom door... he'll shove you inside and try to suck your face off. Ick.
8) Deputies are our friends.
9) Never drink with guys that wear elephant thongs and have penises attached to their wall. Current Mood: touchedCurrent Music: "Bitch" - - Meredith Brooks | | Thursday, November 4th, 2004 | | 11:27 pm |
Boredom at it's Best!
BrOwNeYeS048504 (10:56:49 PM): rawr! BrOwNeYeS048504 (10:56:59 PM): sorry i didnt' come right back. daniel showed up unexpectedly, lol. KellyEstMoi (10:57:05 PM): OOH! KellyEstMoi (10:57:20 PM): any shagging or brownie points? BrOwNeYeS048504 (10:57:55 PM): lol, no shagging. but he's made his required amount of brownie points to take me out. he actually has 47.5 now. KellyEstMoi (10:58:06 PM): .5 woah!! KellyEstMoi (10:58:11 PM): How'd he get that? BrOwNeYeS048504 (10:58:20 PM): long story, lol. KellyEstMoi (10:58:29 PM): KellyEstMoi (10:59:44 PM): the fish are doing banana splits!! BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:00:08 PM): lol BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:00:11 PM): uh, okay? KellyEstMoi (11:00:33 PM): i like elephants KellyEstMoi (11:00:45 PM): but not the ones like kristin KellyEstMoi (11:00:53 PM): those are ugly elephants BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:01:05 PM): lol, yes they are. KellyEstMoi (11:01:20 PM): If I had a penis would you still love me? BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:01:24 PM): of course. KellyEstMoi (11:01:34 PM): You would have to change my ringer BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:01:45 PM): lol, "i kissed a drunk he-she.." KellyEstMoi (11:01:51 PM): *sings* I KISSED A DRUNK THING! BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:01:56 PM): lmao KellyEstMoi (11:02:07 PM): You'd want my boday if I had a penis KellyEstMoi (11:02:22 PM): you'd say "OOOOOH SEXY THING!" KellyEstMoi (11:02:49 PM): I wonder if Kevin is giving anal to all his latest girls.. BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:03:46 PM): lol, if you were a guy you'd be my fuck buddy. haha. BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:03:51 PM): yeah, kevin prolly is. KellyEstMoi (11:04:20 PM): your mom would be like "Soo.. you two WEREN'T blowing up condoms as balloons..." BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:05:23 PM): LMAO BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:06:22 PM): brb, back to the laundry room! BrOwNeYeS048504 is away at 11:06:36 PM. KellyEstMoi (11:08:45 PM): you suck ballz!! come back!! ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- Auto response from BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:08:45 PM): Be back in 5. Picking up my rug from the dryer, lol. ---------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------- KellyEstMoi (11:08:51 PM): I MISSS YOU ALLIEE!! KellyEstMoi (11:09:50 PM): Woww.. I just accidently hit print & all my OD favs printed & Bailey geeked out.. BrOwNeYeS048504 returned at 11:10:24 PM. BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:10:37 PM): baaaaaack! KellyEstMoi (11:11:28 PM): YAY! BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:12:20 PM): KellyEstMoi (11:12:54 PM): Bailey says fuck u BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:13:02 PM): tell her to eat shit. KellyEstMoi (11:13:04 PM): she wants to eat your purse BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:13:07 PM): lol BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:13:09 PM): no dount BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:13:12 PM): *doubt KellyEstMoi (11:13:21 PM): donut! KellyEstMoi (11:13:25 PM): hey i have an idea KellyEstMoi (11:13:32 PM): LETS GO TO THE MOOn BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:13:37 PM): lol, okay! KellyEstMoi (11:13:47 PM): Moon here we come KellyEstMoi (11:13:50 PM): but- KellyEstMoi (11:13:57 PM): we need sexy rainboots to go to the moon BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:14:08 PM): yes, yes we do. KellyEstMoi (11:15:23 PM): i wanna see what my rainboots look like!!! BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:15:33 PM): KellyEstMoi (11:15:42 PM): SHOW MEEEEEEE!! BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:15:54 PM): KellyEstMoi (11:17:08 PM): I found my little mermaid mouse pad today BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:17:12 PM): hooray! KellyEstMoi (11:17:15 PM): you can stop worrying about it BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:17:19 PM): lol KellyEstMoi (11:17:22 PM): i know u were freaking out about it BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:17:26 PM): i was! KellyEstMoi (11:17:38 PM): ..now that you knew it was missing KellyEstMoi (11:17:40 PM): BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:17:43 PM): KellyEstMoi (11:18:15 PM): ask daniel if he has symettrical balls KellyEstMoi (11:18:28 PM): *sings* KellyEstMoi (11:18:49 PM): It's not hard to fall.. when ya've got assymetrical.. Balllllllllllllllllllllssss... BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:19:26 PM): lmao, aw.. paul. KellyEstMoi (11:19:47 PM): lol KellyEstMoi (11:20:03 PM): here's what i just told becky (from michigan - we're kidnapping) KellyEstMoi (11:20:16 PM): KellyEstMoi (11:18:58 PM): have u ever heard of damien rice? KellyEstMoi (11:19:25 PM): cause I dont know if I can allow you to ride in my car if you've never listened to the goodness of Damien Rice & his sexy cello LuckyLawGirl21 (11:19:36 PM): never have KellyEstMoi (11:19:41 PM): *gasps* BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:20:32 PM): lmao KellyEstMoi (11:20:50 PM): we will introduce the world!!!! BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:21:03 PM): yes! yes! BrOwNeYeS048504 (11:25:16 PM): www.shamings.com KellyEstMoi (11:28:08 PM): SHIBBY! Current Mood: sillyCurrent Music: "Cannonball" - - Damien Rice | | Saturday, October 30th, 2004 | | 1:15 am |
Fucking, Austria
Welcome to Austria!!
Claim: Austria is home to a town called 'Fucking.'
Status: True.
Tourists are causing a lot of anxiety — and are costing money — to a tiny village where signs keep disappearing. What do the signs read? "Welcome to Fucking, Austria." Pronounced "fooking," the little hamlet of Fucking is named after the man who founded the village in the 6th century. His name? Focko. The town sign has been stolen seven times in the last few months. With signs costing several hundred dollars apiece, much of the tiny town’s budget is being spent replacing the signs, says Siegfried Hoeppel, the Mayor of Fucking. He went on to express his hope that further thefts will be avoided through the use of increased concrete and . . . bigger screws.
Wow.. Go to this site for more info! :: http://www.snopes.com/photos/signs/austria.asp
So Intense!!
Umm.. I updated my webpage for Thanksgiving!!
It's quite different I think, Although I accidently deleted alot of my pictures.. I'll just have to upload some more! No problem there! All will be well! So check it out if you've never been there or just care to see what I've changed, yadda yadda & sign the damn guestbook people! Sheesh!!
Http://www.freewebs.com/kellynn
Ohhhh YES!
I filled out my paperwork for Electronics Boutique today, seasonal job, woo yay, extra money for me so that I can buy more Christmas Presents! Tis' good, & I'll have money for my Ohio trip (Thanksgiving Day - Next Monday), But I really won't be up there that long! Just Thanksgiving dinner with Grandfather & Jenny's Wedding on Saturday! She's so excited!! I think she'll be the Fourth grandchild to be married?
Current Mood:  sleepyCurrent Music: "Dueling Banjos" - - The Allimobile | | Monday, October 25th, 2004 | | 10:01 pm |
URANUS!
COCKTAIL!
PU-PU PLATTER!
KUM-QUAT!
MASTICATE!
RUMP ROAST!
(Words that sound dirty but aren't!)
But I'll bet Me, Aaron, Laura, Allie and Peanut could find some way to make them dirty!
Whew!
Well I'm back from Jacksonville.. Saw Papa Roach, Saliva, Skindred, Authority Zero, Chevelle, & one of the guys from Motley Crew & the lead singer of Three Doors Down.. So all in all Planetfest 5 was worth it but too much drama on the "no drama blanket".. (that's what my sister & her friends called it cause fights kept breaking out) It was funny though!
I also went shopping Saturday & got a jacket, some pants, a sweater, some candley "lamp shades" & stuff, a book, Aarons' anniversary present, He got a jacket, Peanut got a sweater.. & I ate some awesome stromboli!
I love Harry Potter..
So..
WOAH!
Ya know Hitler was part Jewish..
Voldemort's mom is a mudblood..
Anywho, Voldemort does seem alot like Hitler..
One other striking similarity between Voldmort and Hitler is the fact that they are both the thing that they hate. Hittler hated Jews, yet he was a Jew. Voldmort hates non-pure bloods, yet he is not a pure blood.
(this is such a cool section of Harry Potter 5)
"The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord approaches...Born to those who have thrice defid him, born as the seventh month dies...And the Dark Lord will mark him as his equal, but he will have the power the Dark Lord knows not...And either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives...The one with the power to vanquish the Dark Lord will be born as the seventh month dies..."
*sighs*
I guess that's all the cheese for now.. I'm bored & not so sobery..
KELLLLLLLL - E Current Mood:  drunkCurrent Music: "The Penis Song" - - The Monty Python | | Friday, October 15th, 2004 | | 8:38 pm |
Oooooooh.. AN UPDATE!
Woah it's kinda windy & chilly out? Or it's supposed to be damnit.. it's really not!!
I wish it were cold.. That would be so awesome!!!
I cannot wait to move to Georgia where it is mildley cooler!!
At least there's some snow there..
*sigh*
Anywhoo..
We have all the windows open since it's nice out & Bailey's sitting right at the window.. looking out at the birds diving right in front of her.. Good thing we have a screen cause she's tried to pounce a few times!! I told Aaron if he does let her out he better put her little jingle bell collar on her! But we could put some food out & she'd run right to it cause she's a fatass with a food fetish.. Kinky huh? She doesn't know how to hunt though.. she's an expert at running into walls however.. HrmmMmmm..
Yay for Yoda!
Don't know where that came from..
Oh Yes & Riley has the coolest penis in the world & it makes every man have penis envy.. & every vagina in gainesville wants to have it in them.. Oh baby.. Oh baby.. YAY FOR HIS PP!
(Saddly I was not paid to say this, however I was in a weird way bribed)
Oooooh.. Our neighbor is about ta get a beatdown! He has a girlfriend.. I think they're on the rocks though.. Then today his girlfriend was running around like a psycho & like 6 cars pulled up & then out of his apartment walks his baby's momma.. What the hell?! The baby's momma moved out like 3 months ago & in moved the girlfriend.. But the girlfriend attempts to take care of the baby & isn't the mother & does drugga & shit right in the baby's face?! Fucked up family if ya ask me..
Allie comes home today.. YAY!
Laura & I went to the Deuce yesterday around.. 6:30pm to get her tattoo done.. we waited around until 10 fucking pm to get STARTED on it.. that was ridiculous.. I would have left but I couldn't.. I promised her I would go with her & I don't back out on shit like that.. But in the end it got done & we were out of there by 11:20pm.. & Tim bought us candy & we got drinks & stuff so I guess it's okay.. The puerto rican that was there was kinda weird though..
I'm bored..
I built a really pretty coil pot yesterday!
That's about it..
Kell to the Y
Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: "Blame Canada!" - - Canadian Ass Fuckers | | Wednesday, October 13th, 2004 | | 1:03 pm |
Peter Piper Pumpkin Time!
It's almost time to carve pumpkins!! YAY! & Yay for FEMA giving me & Aaron lotsa money to replace all the money we spent during the Hurricanes! YAY! So we'll be livin' good & stuff for a few months!!
Aaron is behind me talking about 'liquor & strippers'?? What the hell..
Anywhoo!
I Love carving pumpkins!! It excites me a great deal.. I carved a pumpkin during the last hurricane.. as our roof almost blew off! WOAH! Yeah that royally almost sucked the ass.. But it stayed put.. only cause I told it to though!
I'm mildly bored.. Nobody online to talk to.. Allie is capable of making strogonaff? Woah.. & Whitney wants me to join her in bed.. too much info..
I guess mom is coming over for dinner in a little bit? She wants to bitch at me most likely.. "You didn't squeeze enough money out of your father this month! Call him & ask for more!" -what the hell? He paid for Aaron's car to get fixed! $700! I mean yeah Aaron will eventually pay him back but that's when he gets another job & can pay it back! It's not like I asked Dad to do that in the first place.. he just took Aarons' keys & asked where it was! Ugh she just pisses me off to no end..
Okay.. Trading Spaces Time!
Kelly
Current Mood:  creativeCurrent Music: Pina' Colada Song - - Rupert Something | | Monday, October 4th, 2004 | | 3:49 pm |
Yay For Updates!
So.. I've not been on LiveJournal in awhile but figured I may as well since Opendiary is down 1/2 the time anywhoo! SO yeah.. Yay for LJ keeping my old livejournal!!</p>
I should probably update where I left off...?
OKAAaAAAY!
So.. Still with Aaron.. almost a year..(in November).. Got a ferret.. he died.. got a kitten.. still alive.. Allie's away from mee! This makes me sad.. I'm 20.. Erika's ex boyfriend threatened to kill us all.. Freaky shit.. We're sending his ass to jail? Hopefully.. Ummm.. YAY?
Aaron & I are probably moving within the next month or so to a better apartment.. There's a nice complex downtown that I like alot so we'll see soon soon soon!
Hopefully before Christmas.. So Allie & I can have a "super de dooper" awesome "White Elephant Christmas Caroling Dinner Party"!
Ohhhhh Yeah..
Laura is sick..
I don't feel too hot myself..
Bleh..
Mkurr!!
Rain boots are sexy..
Kelly Current Mood: giddyCurrent Music: "Vindicated" - - Dashboard | | Monday, April 19th, 2004 | | 8:42 pm |
Cheese is My friend
Wowsa.. I almost forgot that I had this thing!
Allie - - You kicked soooo much ASS today in Tennis! That one chick had a rump alot larger than yours though.. Hrmmmmm..
I don't even know what I last wrote in here so hrmmm...
I'm cooking dinner, that's probably most recent..
I updated my webpage too!
http://www.freewebs.com/kellynn
Ohhhhhh yeah.. Bringing in the candy canes...
Life is like a 10 speed bicycle, most of us have gears we never use!
:-D Kelly Current Mood: bouncyCurrent Music: "Name of My Band" - - Eminem |
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